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		<title>A Cup of Good Cheer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 14:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterHappy Holidays! ’Tis the season for frightful weather, and nothing warms the soul after a slog through the snow to buy those last minute gifts like a hot, spicy drink. For some, the perfect antidote is a cup of coffee, or tea, or even hot chocolate. But this is a Booze Nerd post, [...]]]></description>
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<p>’Tis the season for frightful weather, and nothing warms the soul after a slog through the snow to buy those last minute gifts like a hot, spicy drink. For some, the perfect antidote is a cup of coffee, or tea, or even hot chocolate. But this is a Booze Nerd post, so you know where <em>I’m</em> headed on those frosty days!</p>
<p><strong>Hot Toddies</strong></p>
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<p>Your first line of defense against winter’s chill is the hot toddy. There are many types of toddies, but the basic definition is “any mixed drink served hot that includes alcohol.” Sounds like <em>my</em> kind of drink. The exact origin of the toddy is, like those of a lot of drinks, made cloudy by that great muddler, time. The tradition seems to have emerged from Scotland, where whisky was the common ingredient. Of course, its primary use was “medicinal,” as a remedy against the chill and colds that came with it. Heavy use of spices was thought to help clear the head, though I suspect after a few of these, the head was anything but clear.</p>
<p>You probably felt a lot better, though!</p>
<p>As for the name, it may have originated in India, where wine made from date palms is known as “palm toddy.” (Incidentally, this weak palm wine can be distilled to make the powerful <em>arrack</em>, a popular spirit in the first days of sail.)</p>
<p>While mulled wines and ciders fall into the toddy category, I thought I’d include a recipe for one of my particular favorites — Hot Buttered Rum. Yes, there is actual butter in this.</p>
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<p><strong>Hot Buttered Rum</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>½ oz Unsalted Butter</li>
<li>½ oz Honey</li>
<li>1 oz Hot Water</li>
<li>2 oz Your Favorite Spiced Rum (I prefer Cruzan Blackstrap or Kraken)</li>
</ul>
<p><em>Add the butter and honey to your glass and stir together; you may need a little hot water to soften them. Add the rum, then the hot water. Grate nutmeg over the top and serve.  </em></p>
<p>The proportions above are really just suggestions. Add as much of any of the ingredients as suits your tastes, though I advise against using margarine or other replacement butter products as you just won’t get the same silky texture or buttery flavor.</p>
<p>You can also mix the butter ahead of time with brown sugar, cinnamon and other favorite spices. If you add more sugar during this step, omit the honey. You can even skip the rum and use brandy, cognac, or bourbon but be advised, the latter can be very sweet.</p>
<p><strong>Hypocras</strong></p>
<p>This drink with the funny sounding name (also spelled <em>hippocras</em>, <em>ypocras</em>) is actually just spiced wine, but rather than mulling the wine and spices over heat, you mix all the ingredients ahead of time and let it sit for a day or two (or longer). The resulting drink is mellower than most mulled wine, and I think a little sweeter.</p>
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<p>Though spiced wine has been known since at least Roman times, hypocras was brought to Europe following the Crusades. It was exceedingly popular in France, and it derived its name from the conical funnel used to strain out the spices. There are many variations on the hypocras theme of course, but all involve some amount of wine, sugar (or honey), fruits, and spices — especially</p>
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<p>cinnamon. While hypocras fell out of favor in the 18<sup>th</sup> Century, there are a few producers still around. It’s even said to have inspired the Spanish sangria.</p>
<p>If you’re looking for a something a little different to sip during the holidays, hypocras definitely fits the bill. For something with a more eastern European flavor, I suggest <em>krupnikas</em> —vodka honey wine— and you can find a good recipe for that <a href="http://www.hungrypassport.com/2011/12/merry-krupnikas/">here</a>. (Shameless plug: I can vouch for the recipe, Hungry Passport is my wife!) You can drink it hot or cold.</p>
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<p><strong>Ypocras (<em>recipe courtesy La Varenne/Anne Willen</em>)</strong></p>
<p><em>Makes 3 cups/750ml</em></p>
<ul>
<li>1 cup brown sugar</li>
<li>1 tbsp ground cinnamon</li>
<li>1 tbsp ground mace</li>
<li>1½ tsp ground cloves</li>
<li>1½ tsp ground grains of paradise</li>
<li>1 bottle (750ml) fruity red wine such as merlot</li>
<li>Cheesecloth</li>
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<p><em>1. In a medium, non-metallic bowl, stir together the sugar, cinnamon, mace, cloves, and grains of paradise. Add the wine and stir well. Leave for 10 minutes, then stir again to dissolve the sugar fully. Cover tightly and leave at room temperature for 1-2 days.</em></p>
<p><em>2. Strain the wine mixture through a strainer lined with a double layer of cheesecloth into a bowl. A brown deposit will be left on the cheesecloth. Rinse it off and strain the wine at least once more through the cheesecloth to clarify it as well as possible.</em></p>
<p><em>3. Store the wine in an airtight container (or, use the original wine bottle) at room temperature. It will keep up to one month.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Eggnog</strong></p>
<p>This little-known drink is sometimes served at EVERY FREAKIN’ HOLIDAY PARTY IN THE WORLD, so you may actually have heard of it.</p>
<p>Eggnog most likely originated in England, where it was often mixed with brandy and assorted spices like nutmeg and the ubiquitous cinnamon. When it was ported over to the colonies, the cheaper and more commonly available rum was a ready substitute, and it remains a pretty popular choice to this day.</p>
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<p>The grandmama of all holiday drinks, eggnog is also sadly, probably the least good for you. Here’s something you may not have known about eggnog. I suspect it is the reason it’s so popular, quite frankly. If you thought Hot Buttered Rum was rich, it’s got nothing on eggnog:</p>
<p><em>Essentially you’re drinking ice cream. </em></p>
<p>You heard me right.</p>
<p><em>Creme Anglais</em>, the foundation of the ice cream we all so dearly love is also the foundation of eggnog. It’s no wonder when you dump some holiday spices and booze into it that it becomes even more irresistible.</p>
<p>Drink responsibly. Your doctor is watching.</p>
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<p><strong>Eggnog (recipe courtesy Carol Penn-Romine)</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><em>Makes about 12 half-cup servings</em></p>
<ul>
<li>3 cups whole milk</li>
<li>1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract</li>
<li>7 large, fresh eggs</li>
<li>1 cup granulated sugar</li>
<li>2 cups heavy cream</li>
<li>nutmeg, to garnish</li>
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<div><em>Stir together milk and vanilla extract and bring just to the boil in a heavy, 2-quart saucepan. While the milk is heating, whisk eggs and sugar in a large bowl until they are well incorporated and smooth. Once bubbles are just beginning to appear around the edge of the milk, slowly pour the hot milk into the egg and sugar mixture, whisking as you pour. Pour this mixture back into the saucepan and cook over medium low heat, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon, until the mixture coats the back of the spoon and holds its shape when you run your finger through it (overcook it and you’ll have sweet scrambled eggs).</em><em>Pour through a strainer into a pitcher and stir in the cream. Cover with a layer of plastic wrap pressed lightly over the surface of the eggnog so that it doesn’t form a “skin.” Cool on the countertop briefly, then chill in the fridge for at least 3 hours. It will taste even better if you chill it overnight, as it gives the flavors time to meld.</em><em>If you want to spike the nog, it&#8217;s best to add 1 cup or so of your favorite spirit (cognac, rum, bourbon) now. The alcohol will mellow as the eggnog chills overnight. If you&#8217;d rather add the booze on a per-cup basis, stir into a cup serving about an ounce of brandy or cognac. Garnish with a fresh grating of nutmeg.</em></p>
<p><em>(Repurpose any leftover eggnog by pouring it into your ice cream maker and making some vanilla ice cream. Remember that if it has alcohol in it, though, it won’t freeze.)</em></p>
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		<title>Holiday Survival Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterWe all know the holidays are filled with opportunities to merrily eat festive baked goods while drinking down buckets of holiday cheer. It’s no surprise the scale tends to go up a few pounds after the holiday season is over. Here are a few tips to help you avoid weight gain during one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Holiday+Survival+Guide+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F7bmswue" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Holiday+Survival+Guide+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F7bmswue" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><p>We all know the holidays are filled with opportunities to merrily eat festive baked goods while drinking down buckets of holiday cheer. It’s no surprise the scale tends to go up a few pounds after the holiday season is over. Here are a few tips to help you avoid weight gain during one of the highest calorie seasons of the year.</p>
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<li>Don’t feel obliged to eat food offered to you by your party host, co-workers, family etc. It’s okay to say thanks, but no thanks. Definitely don’t feel you need to eat more than you would or take second helpings in order to make them feel good.</li>
<li>While at social gatherings, move away from the food tables, mingle and talk to other people!</li>
<li>Eat sensibly throughout the day when you know you have a large feast to attend. Don’t make the mistake of skipping meals, thinking you’ll “save those calories” for later. You’ll end up being hungry and eating even more than you would’ve if you’d eaten normally throughout the day.</li>
<li> If you bake cookies (or other yummy things) for someone else as a gift, give them all the cookies! Don’t make a second batch for your own consumption or eat half of theirs.</li>
<li> Don’t use the excuse, “I’ll go on a diet in January.” Not only is that usually not going to happen, it’s an unhealthy approach to allowing yourself to overeat.</li>
<li> If you receive food gifts you know you shouldn’t eat, give them to the food bank.</li>
<li> Allow yourself to enjoy the holidays. Don’t try and restrict yourself from everything and anything out there. That’s likely to lead to a blow up binge of eating an entire gingerbread house with a side of pie. Moderation is key.</li>
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		<title>A twisty maze of passages all alike: Mirror Maze by Michaele Jordan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 14:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Weimer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterJacob Aldridge, scion of a respectable, well off family in 1882 London, has had the shadow of tragedy hanging over him. His beloved fiancée, Rhoda Carothers, has suddenly died, and he seems more than usually affected by the tragedy.  A chance meeting with Livia Aram is shocking to both, for Livia very much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=A+twisty+maze+of+passages+all+alike%3A+Mirror+Maze+by+Michaele+Jordan+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F746mtzq" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=A+twisty+maze+of+passages+all+alike%3A+Mirror+Maze+by+Michaele+Jordan+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F746mtzq" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><p><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MirrorMaze.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2590" style="margin: 10px;" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/MirrorMaze-199x300.jpg" alt="" width="199" height="300" /></a>Jacob Aldridge, scion of a respectable, well off family in 1882 London, has had the shadow of tragedy hanging over him. His beloved fiancée, Rhoda Carothers, has suddenly died, and he seems more than usually affected by the tragedy.  A chance meeting with Livia Aram is shocking to both, for Livia very much resembles the late Rhoda.  Even more so, unbeknownst to both Livia and Jacob, the Aram and Aldridge familes have ties going back generations. Ties involving the magic of the Far East, and a demon and curse bound to the fates of both families.</p>
<p>Such is the tale of Mirror Maze, the supernatural fantasy novel from Michaele Jordan.  Unlike the assortment of Steampunk novels set in the Victorian era, Mirror Maze eschews Steampunk for a straight up supernatural fantasy involving demons, curses, and mirrors.  However, that is just about the most straightforward thing about Mirror Maze.</p>
<p>The book’s title refers to the use of mirrors in the book, a strong and interesting use of Victorian ideas of magic. Seances, mirrors, candles, mirrors and more are the meat and drink of magic in this universe.  Did I mention mirrors? What’s more, however, the book’s title refers to the structure of the plot and how the novel unfolds.  Jordan is stingy with revealing details of the characters’ past or the true nature of events, sometimes leaving a reader to wonder just what is going on until, a chapter or even a section later, a point of view shift and a revelation makes the previous section clear. For a while, reading the book, I was a bit frustrated by the extremely reflective, twisted and unreliable nature of the narrative.  I suspect, however, this might be a case of changed expectations. Once I started to figure out what the author was doing in the novel, I began to expect reinterpretations and revelations after the fact. The book IS a Mirror Maze.</p>
<p>The core set of characters, Jacob, his sister Cecily, Livia and Rhoda are an interesting quartet, with an ever developing and changing set of relationships between them. I hesitate to go into extreme detail involving the characters, since the unfolding of the true nature of their relationships and even their true natures is part of that “mirror maze” involving the curse and the demon that overhangs them, and the others in their families. I&#8217;ve already revealed that Rhoda, despite being deceased, is a very active character in the narrative.  A lot of the aspects of the novel might similarly fall into spoiler territory.</p>
<p>As far as the writing goes, the descriptions are lush and evocative. The novel likes to engage the senses, which goes to even better effect when the action brings us to the world beyond the mirror, but also in the waking world as well. Here, Cecily is trying to use a little Victorian magic in the cursed and haunted room of her brother:</p>
<p><em>The scent that came up from the candle was offensive, and she wrinkled her nose in distaste, wondering if the nasty thing had taken its color from genuine blood. But she dutifully held the taper before her with both hands. “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want” she murmured. The flame shot up, and she hesitated nervously. But her instructions were clear. “He maketh me to lie down in green pastures.” According to Dr. Chang, it would have been better to recite the Psalm in the original Hebrew, but she did not know the language. “He leadeth me beside the still waters.”</em></p>
<p><em>The flame subsided somewhat, although it still reached higher than a typical candle flame. And then it leaned sideways as if in a draft. A very strong, steady draft. It was unmistakably leading her somewhere, although  she doubted it would bring her to still waters. “He restoreth my soul.”, she whispered and stepped in the direction to which the candle flame pointed.</em></p>
<p><em>The candle took her into Jacob’s study. It wavered briefly toward the desk before pointing to the chair in the corner. The chair was little used; it was a pretty thing with an embroidered seat but less than comfortable. Other chairs were called into service firt. But the candle pointed directly toward it, so Cecily approached it. The faint odor from the parlor rose up around her, growing stronger with each step, overpowering even the stench of the blood candle. It was a sweet aroma, and she could not have said what made it unpleasant, save perhaps it was perhaps a little too sweet. It was also very familiar. She had smelled it in her childhood. She declined to reflect on the occasion.</em></p>
<p>The novel rewards those who pay attention, and I felt like I was reading one of the works of Gene Wolfe, in reading Mirror Maze. I am also reminded of some of the theories of difficult fiction in Fantastika as explicated by John Stevens. Those last two sentences of the quote above, for example, are only truly explained and explicated in the last portion of the book, as some of Jacob and Cecily’s very dark family history comes to light.</p>
<p>I think in some ways, the novel’s expectations and intentions just manage to exceed the grasp of the author’s intent. I like to think of myself as a pretty savvy reader and reviewer, but time and again, especially in the early going, I didn’t feel that revelations came from anything than out of the blue.  There are a few eddies and twirls of plot and scene that seem to also suggest things that don’t go anywhere or are not followed up upon.  Sometimes the book’s narrative is a bit  too obscure for its own good, in my opinion.</p>
<p>One other aspect of the novel I am conflicted about is the footnotes. Yes, footnotes.  Flipping back and forth between the text and the end notes was a bit distracting. I have no objections to footnotes per se, but flipping back and forth between the text and the end notes was a bit distracting. So from a stylistic point of view, I think the footnotes could have been better served by placing at the bottom of the page. Also, the content of the footnotes seems to be scattershot.  A few of them are of questionable inclusion. Even in this day and age, I am not sure a footnote explaining who Theseus is, for example, really useful, although the more obscure references explained were definitely useful to me as a reader.</p>
<p>Given everything, in sum, I feel a bit conflicted about the novel and recommending it to readers. The novel as a whole is like that, and reading the book casually, in tiny pieces, is probably going to frustrate readers who don’t have the time and temerity to pay close attention. However, if you are interested in Victorian fantasy without even a whiff of Steampunk, and are willing to work for your reading, so to speak, Mirror Maze might fit your bill.</p>
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		<title>Autumn in a Glass: The Widow&#8217;s Kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Romine</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterHello again! This is your friendly Booze Nerd, back from a short hiatus. I hope you all have been drinking well. I know I have. So here we are in the late fall, rushing towards winter and (in the northern hemisphere at least) colder days and especially nights. As far as I’m concerned, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Autumn+in+a+Glass%3A+The+Widow%E2%80%99s+Kiss+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F7m3xyb4" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Autumn+in+a+Glass%3A+The+Widow%E2%80%99s+Kiss+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F7m3xyb4" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><p>Hello again! This is your friendly Booze Nerd, back from a short hiatus. I hope you all have been drinking well. I know I have.</p>
<p>So here we are in the late fall, rushing towards winter and (in the northern hemisphere at least) colder days and especially nights. As far as I’m concerned, those crisp evenings settled in by a cozy fire call for one cocktail in particular: The Widow’s Kiss. I first discovered it in Ted Haigh’s <em>Vintage Spirits and Forgotten Cocktails</em>, and it quickly became one of our go-to cool-weather drinks.</p>
<p>Made from Calvados (French apple brandy) and a pair of France’s finest liqueurs, Chartreuse and Benedictine, the Widow’s Kiss is like drinking autumn in a glass. The drink first appeared in George Kappeler’s <em>Modern American Drinks</em> in 1895, though some sources suggest it was around in one form or another prior to that. Kappeler tended bar at the Holland House Hotel on 5<sup>th</sup> Avenue in Manhattan, which was then known as “Millionaire’s Row.” Perhaps this was the kind of rich drink that appealed to sophisticated tastes.</p>
<p>I should also warn you, this is a potent concoction. There are no fruit juices or soda water to dilute it. Some may even find it too sweet. Sip slowly, and savor it as you cuddle with your loved one by the fire. Or after a big holiday dinner.</p>
<p>Now, you may be asking, “Booze Nerd, you just named a bunch of fancy liquor I’ve never heard of. What’s a Calvados? Isn’t Chartreuse a color? Benedictines were monks, right?”</p>
<p>Exactly.</p>
<p><strong>Calvados</strong> is French apple brandy from Normandy. The first record of it dates from around the 1530s, but trust me, folks were quaffing this stuff long before then. It had been somewhat relegated to the dust bin of history until the Phylloxera outbreak in the 19<sup>th</sup> century seriously threatened the traditional French wine industry. Calvados made a big comeback.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 383px"><a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Map_aoccalvados.jpg"><img class=" " src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Map_aoccalvados.jpg" alt="" width="373" height="277" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The appellations of Calvados (map by Henrik Mattson)</p></div>
<p>Up to 40 different kinds of apples and pears are used to distill Calvados (the pears are used to amp up the acidity in certain varieties). The French strictly regulate what is allowed to be labeled “Calvados,” and the brandy has its own A.O.C., or <em>Appellation d&#8217;origine contrôlée </em>that specifies how it may be made (just like Champagne does). In the premiere region of the Pays d’Auge, for instance, Calvados must be double-distilled, which makes it super mellow.</p>
<p>Calvados is usually aged about 2 to 3 years, with some specialty bottlings aged as long as 40! Even a young bottle of Calvados is likely to be smoother and richer in character than a North American equivalent such as apple jack. You can drink Calvados as an aperitif or digestive (before or after dinner); it’s quite fine on its own.</p>
<p><strong>Chartreuse</strong> was first distilled by the monks of the Carthusian order, which was established in the 17<sup>th</sup> century, also in Normandy. Back in those days, most distillation techniques were employed in the manufacture of perfume. Later, when alchemy became quite the craze, strong mixtures of alcohol, herbs, roots, and flowers served as general cure-alls, to ward off all manner of illness. (In fact, if I were to imagine what a <em>Healing </em>potion might taste like, Chartreuse would fit the bill.)</p>
<p>When the colonization of the New World brought refined sugar to the Old, folks realized that a little of the sweet stuff made these medicinal potions quite quaffable. The market was also flooded with exotic botanicals from the Dutch Spice trade, and suddenly, everyone was jumping into the game.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 157px"><a href="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6045/6372756337_2da7be742b_b.jpg"><img class=" " src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6045/6372756337_2da7be742b_b.jpg" alt="" width="147" height="221" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Yellow Chartreuse (photo by the author)</p></div>
<p>The first Chartreuse as we would recognize it came along in about 1745. It was green, colored by the chlorophyll from its many herbs. It’s where we get the name for the color, in fact. In 1789, at the height of the French Revolution, all the religious orders were stripped of their property and thrown out of the country. The Carthusians were later reestablished, and in about 1840, they also started producing a yellow Chartreuse which got its color mainly from saffron. Yellow Chartreuse is a mellower spirit, and lower in alcohol content.</p>
<p>Now aside from that, no one, except for a couple of monks, really knows what’s in Chartreuse. Some say it&#8217;s two monks, others three, but there aren’t many of them, and these guys are allowed to speak to each other only once a week. So the exact makeup of the 130 ingredients in this legendary spirit remains a mystery to this day.</p>
<p>The motto of the Carthusian monks may enlighten us to some degree: <em>Stat crux dum volvitur orbis, </em>which translates as, “The Cross is steady while the world is turning.” Tip back enough Chartreuse and you may begin to understand their point.</p>
<p><strong>Benedictine</strong> may be the more well-known of the spirits that make up The Widow’s Kiss. It’s another herbal liqueur that comes from Normandy, from the Benedictine abbey at Fecamp. Legend attributes a visiting Venetian monk named Dom Bernardo Vincelli as its discoverer. It’s said he exclaimed “<em>Deo Optimo Maximo!” </em>when he sampled the result of his happy distillation accident in 1510. This translates roughly as  “Our best, for our Greatest God!” or something close. One wonders how much Dom Vincelli shared with his Lord as he poured the first shot.</p>
<p>(<em>Deo Optimo Maximo </em>is, incidentally, what the D.O.M. stands for on the bottle’s label.)</p>
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<p>The Benedictine we currently enjoy is the result of a chance discovery in the 19<sup>th</sup> century by one Alexandre Le Grand, a lawyer sorting through the papers of the Benedictine Order after the French Revolution had played out. (More bonus Booze Nerd/Food Nerd points: Le Grand was the grandfather of Simone Beck a.k.a. “Simca,” who along with her dear friend Julia Child wrote the seminal <em>Mastering the Art of French Cooking. </em>Small world.) Le Grand had a good head for business, and he found a ready market in America, especially, where drinks like Benedictine and Chartreuse became very popular.</p>
<p>Today’s Benedictine contains 27 botanicals including juniper, myrrh, angelica, cloves, cardamom, cinnamon, vanilla, tea, lavender, and thyme. The process used to make it includes multiple blendings and distillations; then it is sweetened with honey and caramel and colored with saffron.</p>
<p>Benedictine is less sweet (and perhaps less cloying) than Chartreuse and sips very smoothly.</p>
<p>The adage says, “What grows together, goes together.” I think the Widow’s Kiss is a great example of how three of the finest spirits of northern France merge together to make a drink that is quite sublime.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>The Widow’s Kiss</strong></p>
<p><em>(adapted from </em>Vintage Spirits &amp; Forgotten Cocktails<em>)</em></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<ul>
<li>1 1/2 oz Calvados</li>
<li>3/4 oz Yellow Chartreuse*</li>
<li>3/4 oz  Benedictine</li>
<li>2 dashes Angostura bitters</li>
</ul>
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<p><em>Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. If you wish, garnish with a brandied cherry. </em></p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 164px"><a href="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6099/6372757815_642bdebb56_z.jpg"><img src="http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6099/6372757815_642bdebb56_z.jpg" alt="" width="154" height="230" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Widow&#039;s Kiss (photo by author)</p></div>
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<p>* <em>You can use Green Chartreuse as well &#8212; though some will swear you shouldn&#8217;t. I say use whatever Chartreuse you can find.<br />
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		<title>Broadcasting To the People: How To Podcast 101</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterThe term &#8220;podcast&#8221; is a combination of &#8220;pod&#8221; (Portable On Demand) and &#8220;broadcast&#8221;. A podcast is a pre-recorded bit of music, talk, or other sound, which is posted to a site on the Internet for others to download and listen to. Because it&#8217;s available online, it can be accessed anywhere that you can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Broadcasting+To+the+People%3A+How+To+Podcast+101+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F8y8ez4b" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Broadcasting+To+the+People%3A+How+To+Podcast+101+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F8y8ez4b" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><p>The term &#8220;podcast&#8221; is a combination of &#8220;pod&#8221; (Portable On Demand) and &#8220;broadcast&#8221;. A podcast is a pre-recorded bit of music, talk, or other sound, which is posted to a site on the Internet for others to download and listen to. Because it&#8217;s available online, it can be accessed anywhere that you can access the Internet via a computer or phone. For example, The Functional Nerds have a weekly podcast where they interview authors, artists, and musicians, and then post the interview for you to hear, for free.</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t need to have an interview show to want to create a podcast, though: I record myself reading my fiction and post those recordings on my website, so people have the option of reading the story or listening to the audio. Musicians record their songs, whether to promote a new release or to share a work in progress to get audience feedback.</p>
<p><strong>What you&#8217;ll need:</strong></p>
<p><em>A computer, or smartphone, with an Internet connection. </em>In order to get your podcast to where the public can hear it, you have to be able to record it and post it online.</p>
<p><em>A microphone. (I&#8217;d also recommend a headset.)</em> Your microphone can be the built-in mic on your computer or phone, though a separate microphone which is plugged into your computer will have better sound quality. In addition, I use headphones when recording, instead of listening to the sound through my speakers so that my mic doesn&#8217;t pick up from the sound from the speakers and record that too. Even if you&#8217;re recording alone, instead of doing an interview with someone else, turn off your speakers &#8211; otherwise you&#8217;ll pick up the low hiss that a speaker produces when it&#8217;s turned on.</p>
<p><em>Recording and editing software. </em>This can be something simple, like the &#8220;Voice Recorder&#8221; app that comes with your iPhone, or the &#8220;Sound Recorder&#8221; program which is available free for Windows or Ubuntu users, or something more complex like Garage Band or Audacity. We&#8217;ll discuss the options below.</p>
<p><em>MP3 converter (if your software can&#8217;t save it your recording as an .mp3). </em>Most hosting sites prefer the .mp3 format because most computers have software which will automatically play it. If you use Voice Recorder, for example, you&#8217;ll be making an .mp4 file, and if that&#8217;s the case, you&#8217;ll also need a program to convert it.</p>
<p><em>A way to host your audio file.</em> If you manage your own website, you should be able to post an .mp3 file easily. If you use a blogging service like WordPress, you can purchase an add on that lets you embed audio files into your blog posts, for an annual fee. You can also sign up with a hosting service that will put your file on the Internet for you.<strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><br />
Some recording software options:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.apple.com/iphone/built-in-apps/images/moreapps_voice.jpg" alt="" width="97" height="215" /></p>
<p>Voice Memos for iPhone: If you have an iPhone, your probably have this app already. By pushing the record button, you can speak into the phone and the app will save an .mp4 file of your voice. Or anything else that you want to record. Then you can email yourself the file, or use another app to post it directly to your website (such as the WordPress app). This is probably the fastest and simplest way to make a podcast, and no other materials are required beyond the phone, the app, and a place to put your podcast.</p>
<p>Sound Recorder (for Windows XP or Vista): To open Sound Recorder, click <strong>Start</strong>, point to <strong>All Programs</strong>, point to <strong>Accessories</strong>, point to <strong>Entertainment</strong>, and then click <strong>Sound Recorder</strong>. As long as you have a mic of some kind, you can use this simple program to record your podcast. This will save your recording as a .wav file. Simple button clicking starts and stops the recording, and plays it back for you to hear (in XP, anyway; Vista users don&#8217;t get that option).</p>
<p>Sound Recorder (for Ubuntu): Essentially the same program, though you will need to go into your Ubuntu Software Center and install a free copy. Bonus: It will save your file as an .mp3, .m4a, .flac, .ogg, .mp2, .wav or .spx. Chances are great that one of those will be the file format you need.</p>
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<p><a href="http://audacity.sourceforge.net/" target="_blank">Audacity</a>: Another free recording software. Bonus: It&#8217;s available for Windows, Mac or GNU/Linux, which includes Ubuntu. For this reason, it&#8217;s the program I&#8217;d most recommend. It has a <a href="http://audacity.sourceforge.net/about/features" target="_blank">huge list of features</a>, including the ability to edit the sound you&#8217;ve recorded together with another sound file, clean up background noise, adjust volume or sound quality,  import a file in one format, and save it as another.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://images.apple.com/ilife/garageband/images/title_20100727.png" alt="" width="198" height="56" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/ilife/garageband/" target="_blank">Garage Band</a>: If you don&#8217;t already have it on your Mac, go get Audacity instead. However, if you already have Garage Band, you can add music to your podcast, thanks to the big selection of sampled and synthesized instruments. While this isn&#8217;t, strictly speaking, a podcasting software, if you have been using it to learn to play the piano or to be your own DJ, you can also use it to record yourself speaking and export that into a format you can post on your website. (There&#8217;s also a <a href="http://www.apple.com/apps/garageband/" target="_blank">Garage Band app</a>.)</p>
<p><strong>Some options for hosting your podcast:</strong></p>
<p><img class="alignnone aligncenter" src="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/img/blogtalkradiologo.gif" alt="" width="162" height="27" /></p>
<p>This site allows you to register for free, host your own podcast, and store your past shows in their archive. They also let listeners subscribe to your show, and have some expanded paid options. Of the free podcasting options, the ones hosted on someone else&#8217;s site (not your own), this is currently the most professional-oriented.</p>
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<p>WordPress doesn&#8217;t have an add-on specifically for including audio files in your posts, but you can&#8217;t do it unless you&#8217;ve added more space. 5g, the smallest option, costs $19.97 a year and includes the ability to add audio to your site.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" src="http://images.apple.com/global/elements/itunesmodule/facebook_itunes_icon.png" alt="" width="55" height="55" /></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re interested in having your podcast available on iTunes, and don&#8217;t want to use a third-party service to do it, this detailed instruction page will have all of the information you need: <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/podcasts/specs.html" target="_blank">Apple&#8217;s &#8220;Making a Podcast&#8221; page</a></p>
<p><strong>What I use:</strong> I have Ubuntu on my desktop at home, so I use Audacity to record. I have an M-Audio Producer USB mic, which has great sound quality (and a built-in headphone jack, and worked without requiring that I install drivers to make it compatible with my system). I use WordPress to create the blog entries for my website, so I paid the annual fee for the added space, and can easily put the audio files into a blog post, the same way that you&#8217;d insert an image. I don&#8217;t use the M-Audio software because it&#8217;s not compatible with Ubuntu, but Audacity has more features than I need, and was free.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><em>While you can put a lot of research and work into choosing the best software for your needs, this is meant to be a basic introduction to podcasting. You can, using just the information in this post, create and publish your podcasts without having to get anything else. For more options, check out <a href="http://www.podcastingnews.com/topics/Podcast_Software.html" target="_blank">this list</a> of sound recording programs for all platforms.</em></p>
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		<title>Guest Post: Working With A Small Press</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Hester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterInterviewer Bryan Thomas Schmidt is the author of the space opera novel The Worker Prince, the collection The North Star Serial, and has several short stories forthcoming in anthologies and magazines. He’s also the host of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writer’s Chat every Wednesday at 9 pm EST on Twitter, where he interviews [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Guest+Post%3A+Working+With+A+Small+Press+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F3dgp4ku" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Guest+Post%3A+Working+With+A+Small+Press+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F3dgp4ku" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><blockquote><p>Interviewer <strong>Bryan Thomas Schmidt</strong> is the author of the space opera novel <a href="http://bryanthomasschmidt.net/the-worker-prince/" target="_blank"><em>The Worker Prince</em></a>, the collection The North Star Serial, and has several short stories forthcoming in anthologies and magazines. He’s also the host of Science Fiction and Fantasy Writer’s Chat every Wednesday at 9 pm EST on Twitter, where he interviews people like Mike Resnick, AC Crispin, Kevin J. Anderson and Kristine Kathryn Rusch. He can be found online as @BryanThomasS on Twitter or via his <a href="http://www.bryanthomasschmidt.net/" target="_blank">website</a>. Excerpts from The Worker Prince can be found on his <a href="http://bryanthomasschmidt.net/tag/excerpt/" target="_blank">blog</a>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Thanks to the Functional Nerds for the invitation to guest post on their blog as part of my book’s blog tour.</p>
<p><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/image003.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2477" style="margin: 10px;" title="image003" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/image003.jpg" alt="" width="155" height="240" /></a>“The Worker Prince” released October 4th from Diminished Media Group, a smell press out of Michigan, has been lucky enough to get national press attention and significant notice and thus steady sales. Some are surprised by this. My publisher had to explain to an author excited about signing with them, that the majority of publicity came from the author’s efforts. I had an author friend with a big publishing house ask how my small press could afford such PR. So, since Patrick asked me to blog on the topic “Working With A Small Press” for authors, it seems appropriate to talk about my experiences.</p>
<p>There are both advantages and disadvantages to working with a small press. You won’t get as big of an advance for one. In some cases, production time is slower, others faster. A trade off may be the passion they have at the small press for your book. They also may have more time to focus on it, at least initially. The biggest disadvantage, unless you’re greedy about the advance, is marketing budget and resources. They won’t have much. In the end, whatever size press you wind up with, being published is an honor and can be a great experience. But it does require everyone involved to treat it like a professional career, even if it is not a primary source of income. Every step you take is an investment in your future, marketing is no different.</p>
<p>Given the changing face of publishing, I think anyone wanting to be a published author should be willing to accept that marketing will be a big part of their responsibility, even when signing with a big house. Unless the big house decides you are the next John Grisham, Orson Scott Card or George R R Martin, you will have to spend time marketing your book. And when I say “spend time,” I mean significant time on a regular basis. So how do you do it?</p>
<p><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/twitter_logo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2478" style="margin: 10px;" title="twitter_logo" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/twitter_logo-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="135" /></a>First, building relationships starts now, not a few months before your book’s release. I started networking and building relationships in 2008 when I was still writing my novel. It released here in Fall 2011, around three years later. Much of the national notice my book got came from people who like me, whom I have helped, just helping me without even being asked. For example, publicist Matt Staggs, whose client I have interviewed, included me on Random House blog Suvudu’s national list of releases the week my book came out. I was listed alongside Jim Butcher, etc. And it was a big boost. If nothing else, people took my book seriously as a major release, and certainly people heard of it who might not have.</p>
<p>So start building relationships now and your greatest tool for that will be Social Media like Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, etc. When you’re a new author especially, you are marketing yourself as well as your work, so find as many ways to contribute useful content as you can. This includes retweeting or posting content from others you find valuable as well as your own. It includes encouraging and supporting others. It also builds relationships of people who want to help you, too.<a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/podcast.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2479" title="podcast" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/podcast.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>Second, since studies show people need to hear your book mentioned at least three times to buy it, your number one job is to just get your book out there and being talked about. You can do this in a number of ways, but reviews and interviews are not the sole options. Guest posts, dialogues, excerpts, and, if you’re lucky, serialization are all things to be considered. Be as creative in marketing at you were in writing. If nothing else, spending time in advance creating unique marketing content will allow you to provide interesting options for anyone willing to support you—from blogger friends to others. The more options they have, the more they will want to help.</p>
<p>Third, learn to talk about yourself without violating your boundaries. While it’s about your story, not you, readers do want to connect with authors. So they want to get a glimpse at the you behind the stories. This does not mean you have to open up every detail of your life. What it means is they want a glimpse who you are, at your sense of humor, how you think, what makes you unique. So ask your friends what is intriguing about you and try and find ways to let it out in small pieces in your marketing. For some this is easier than for others. Most of us are a bit egotistical thinking we write anything of value but at the same time hate talking about ourselves. But little glimpses is all you need.</p>
<p><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/MP900438678.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2480" style="margin: 10px;" title="MP900438678" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/MP900438678-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="180" /></a>Fourthly, get a good author photo taken. You may have to spend a little at a professional photographer. Yes, a big press may pay for it. Don’t count on your small press to. But once you have an author photo, it can be used over and over again. Whether you go for the casual look or a more formal one is up to you. Visit author sites and see what others are doing with their author photos, decide what you like and go for it, but you need a photo.</p>
<p>Fifthly, you also need a bio. It does not have to fill an entire typed page. In fact, a paragraph is better. The back of your book bio may be two or three paragraphs, but the one most sites will want for marketing is a paragraph so just include the bare details. My short bio is below this article. Include links your to website and blog. Imbed them if possible. List your major works, a couple in progress, a few personal details, and you’re good to go.</p>
<p>Sixthly, your goal is to get people talking about your book so you don’t have to. So all of the above things are aimed at generating the relationships and interest and content necessary to help others promote your book for you. Yes of course it’s better for someone else to toot your horn than you yourself. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make it easy.</p>
<p>The road to publication is a journey, and it can be a long one. But taking the time to learn what you can do to pave the way and make it easier for yourself and anyone who partners with you is worth any effort required. It does not have to consume you. After all, your greatest marketing tool is your writing itself, so always put time for that first. But these are examples of other things authors can and should do to build their careers, particularly when working with a smell press. I hope you’ll find them helpful. Best of luck with your writing careers.</p>
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<p><em><a href="http://bryanthomasschmidt.net/the-worker-prince/" target="_blank">The Worker Prince</a> is the story of a prince who discovers he was born a slave. When he raises objections about the abusive treatment of slaves, he finds himself in conflict with both friends and families. After a tragic accident, involving the death of a fellow soldier, Davi Rhii winds up on the run. He then joins the worker’s fight for freedom and finds a new identity and new love. Capturing the feel of the original Star Wars, packed with action, intrigue and interweaving storylines, The Worker Prince is a space opera with a Golden Aged Feel. </em>326 pp · ISBN 978?0?9840209?0?4 ·Trade Paperback/Epub/Mobi · $14.95 tpb $3.99 Ebook · Publication: October 4, 2011</p>
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		<title>Review: Tales of the Arabian Nights</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 13:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Suehle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterI remember when I was in school one of my favorite things was getting my new “Choose Your Own Adventure” book from the weekly reader. Now many years later I think I have found the boardgame equivalent. “ Tales of the Arabian Nights” is an amazingly rich story telling game that will lead [...]]]></description>
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<p>I remember when I was in school one of my favorite things was getting my new “Choose Your Own Adventure” book from the weekly reader. Now many years later I think I have found the boardgame equivalent. “ Tales of the Arabian Nights” is an amazingly rich story telling game that will lead you down many paths and entrench you in a world unlike many others. The game takes you to a mystical time and allows you to take on the persona of several Arabian heroes and heroines. Through out your journey you will choose your way in and out of danger, determine your fate and search for treasure and rewards that only the stories have told of.</p>
<div id="attachment_2321" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 413px"><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/arabiannights.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-2321 " src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/arabiannights-e1317261453701.jpg" alt="" width="403" height="227" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Our game of &quot;Tales of the Arabian Nights&quot;</p></div>
<p>In our game I jumped in about 30 minutes late but soon was caught up to the others and we were on our way. Each character starts out with a mission in which he or she has to accomplish several things. While doing the encounters you build up Destiny and Story points and if you are lucky you build Wealth levels as well. But just as with the “Choose Your Own Adventure” you need to be careful when choosing your encounter strategy. Unlike the books though if you die in the game your “Son or Daughter will pick up and avenge your death”. This is where I thought the rules were a little lacking, the penalty for death was you loose any cards that modified your character, including negatively, and got to start over at the home spot with your wealth, destiny, and story scores intact. The game lasted us about 2 hours total but it did not feel that long and we all walked away having enjoyed the game.</p>
<p>This is a great &#8220;Big box&#8221; game. For the money you spend there is a lot of product here. It can play up to 6 people and handles it easily. It contains a story guide the likes I have barely seen in a D&amp;D manual. There are dice to help determine your destiny when pulling an encounter card. All in all well worth the money.</p>
<p>I give this game 4 out of 5 pawns.</p>
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		<title>The Geeky Pleasures Radio Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 16:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Hester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterI&#8217;ve been invited to co-host The Geeky Pleasures Radio Show tonight at 8 PM Mountain / 10 PM Eastern. About the show:  Julia “Jules” Sherred is a mother, writer, author, radio personality, blogger, gamer, tech enthusiast, science nerd, sci-fi and fantasy freak, hard core Trekker, has an unnatural obsession with Optimus Prime and [...]]]></description>
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<p>About the show:  Julia “Jules” Sherred is a mother, writer, author, radio personality, blogger, gamer, tech enthusiast, science nerd, sci-fi and fantasy freak, hard core Trekker, has an unnatural obsession with Optimus Prime and so much more. She emerged from the womb fully embracing her geeky tendencies, with a book on Astrophysics in one hand and a deck of cards in the other. Growing up, games were always an important part of her family, including family board game nights, Christmas family poker games and trying to pry the ColecoVision® and later NES controllers from her mother’s hands. She has now passed on this tradition to her own children and is raising the next generation of geeks and gamers.</p>
<p>The Geeky Pleasures Radio Show took to the airwaves in September 2008 and is now part of The Look 24/7 network.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to geeking out with Jules and invite you to <a href="http://thelook247.com/listen/" target="_blank">tune-in</a> and <a href="http://thelook247.com/chat/" target="_blank">join us in chat</a> so that you can participate in the conversation.</p>
<p>~P</p>
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		<title>Period Pieces: Marvel’s Summer 2011 Comic Book Movies: X-Men First Class, Thor, and Captain America.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Weimer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterHello again.  A few months ago, I looked at three movies that were directly or indirectly inspired by Philip K. Dick.  With the summer season drawing toward a close, I thought I would look at three more movies, the Marvel comic book movies X-Men First Class, Thor, and most recently, Captain America. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Period+Pieces%3A+Marvel%E2%80%99s+Summer+2011+Comic+Book+Movies%3A+X-Men+First+Class%2C+Thor%2C+and+Captain+America.+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F3laykd7" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Period+Pieces%3A+Marvel%E2%80%99s+Summer+2011+Comic+Book+Movies%3A+X-Men+First+Class%2C+Thor%2C+and+Captain+America.+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F3laykd7" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><p>Hello again.  A few months ago,<a href="http://functionalnerds.com/2011/05/philip-k-dick-invades-hollywood-unknown-the-adjustment-bureau-and-source-code/"> I looked at three movies that were directly or indirectly inspired by Philip K. Dick.</a>  With the summer season drawing toward a close, I thought I would look at three more movies, the Marvel comic book movies <em>X-Men First Class</em>, <em>Thor</em>, and most recently, <em>Captain America</em>.</p>
<p>I discovered an interesting thread running through the three movies, and, no, it is nothing to do with the Avengers movie in 2011 or the other cookies that link Marvel films.  It is, instead, the fact that all three movies are very definitively period pieces.</p>
<p>What do I mean by period pieces? A period piece, in terms of a work of art such as a movie is a work of art that evokes and delineates the era in which it is set.  The period can be evoked by dialogue, by costuming, by references to contemporary events and characters, by mise en scene, and even by the type of cinematography.  Think of some of the great historical movies throughout the course of cinema. Movies such as <em>The Lion in Winter,</em> or <em>Shakespeare in Love</em>, or<em> Cleopatra</em> bring viewers to the time and place convincingly.</p>
<p>You can even make a movie set today a period piece, and it is my contention that Thor attempts to manage that feat.  As a classic example of a movie that succeeds beyond expectations in that regard, take a look at <em>Bac</em><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/X-Men-First-Class-Costumes-Cast-Poster.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-1938" style="margin: 10px;" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/X-Men-First-Class-Costumes-Cast-Poster-202x300.jpg" alt="" width="202" height="300" /></a><em>k t</em><em>o</em><em> the Future</em>. That movie is a period piece for *both* 1955 and 1985, with the director Robert Zemeckis giving a very good sense of both eras.  After all, Marty McFly’s 1985 is winningly and to me as a moviegoer, very specifically captured, with references to Ronald Reagan, then-contemporary music , Marty’s clothing, and more.  I believe that Zemeckis was trying to capture the feel of 1985, as opposed to “the present” very specifically.  If you look at a lot of movies set in the present, they don’t try to invoke and evoke the year they are filmed in as well as <em>Back to the Future</em> does for 1985.</p>
<p>In that vein, the three Marvel movies are all period pieces, too, with the eras of the 60’s (<em>X-Men First Class</em>), Modern America (<em>Thor</em>) and the 1940’s (<em>Captain America</em>).</p>
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<p><em>X-Men First Class</em> is very definitively a deliberate evocation of the 1960’s. The plot is tied and tangled around the real-life events of the Cuban Missile Crisis. But it goes far beyond that. The costumes and clothing (especially that of Ms. January Jones) could have come directly from the set of <em>Mad Men</em>.  The themes of nuclear annihilation and the Cold War helped define the early 60’s, and they are well integrated into the movie. The very dialogue and attitudes in the movie, such as Charles’ fumbling attempts at hitting on women, are almost painfully retro in their style.  And<em> X-Men First Class</em> has a harrowing and tense opening scene that is in itself a period piece—a look at a World War II Nazi concentration camp, done in German with subtitles.</p>
<p>By contrast, <em>Thor</em>, in its time set on Earth, is an evocation of 2011 America. This is partially done to show the extreme differences between Earth and Asgard, but let’s go a little deeper.  First, take a look at Jane Foster. In the comics, she has normally been a nurse assigned to Dr. Donald Blake,  one of the secret identities Thor has often employed in comic history.  At best, she’s been little more than a love interest with little volition of her own.  In the Thor movie,  as portrayed by Natalie Portman, Jane Foster is an astrophysicist. While cynics might suggest that Natalie Portman playing an astrophysicist is as realistic as Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist in a James Bond movie, I think that it is a welcome and contemporary updating of the character for her to do so. And, twenty years from now, Kat Dennings’ character’s antics with a cell phone camera and name checking Facebook will help ground the movie in 2011.</p>
<p>And then there is th<a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thor_poster_12.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1939 alignleft" style="margin: 10px;" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thor_poster_12-202x300.jpg" alt="" width="202" height="300" /></a>e scene where Thor attempts to get the Hammer back from S.H.I.E.L.D.  As opposed to the heroic, over the top mythic combat we see in Asgard and Jotunheim, this is Thor’s major fight on Earth, while depowered.  What I was thinking as the scene, in dark and pouring rain and a lot of furious editing was, that director Kenneth Branagh was unleashing his chance to film a contemporary Bourne-style action sequence for the first time. If the movie had been filmed ten or twenty years ago, that sequence would have been filmed with very different sensibilities in terms of its direction. And students of action films will be able to pinpoint when Thor was filmed based on the sequence.</p>
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<p>Then there is <em>Captain America</em>, or to be pedantic, <em>Captain America: The First Avenger</em>.  Despite a wrap-around story set in the present, the movie is unbelievably well set in its time frame and its era.</p>
<p>Let me start with the palette. Even more so than <em>X-Men First Class</em> or <em>Thor</em>, <em>Captain America</em>  starts with the very palette of the movie to convey that this is a movie set in the 1940’s. The palette is muted, understated and in many places only a little bit removed from black and white. The cinematography and even the framing of scenes (with a quasi 4&#215;3 sort of look to the scene framing in many places) suggest a 1940-era movie. It might have bombed commercially, but the movie could have been filmed in black and white, and it would have worked, I think.</p>
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<p>Beyond the palette and cinematography, the movie is unabashedly a “fight the Nazis” 1940’s era cynic-free patriotism.  Although Captain America himself is not a killer, and eschews guns, his “let’s kick Adolf’s rear to the curb” never gets old (even if the true fight is against Hugo Weaving’s Johann Schmidt).  More pointedly, there is no evidence of world-wearying regrets about war and its costs. That you find in movies set in just about any war since. Additionally, the  Saturday morning serial like music really helps set the aural background needed to make you believe you are in the 1940&#8242;s.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, since it is completely a movie captured by the era it is set in, the attempts at diversity, both in gender and in the ethnic range of Cap’s team feel a bit forced and out of place.  I do give them credit for trying as hard as they could with a movie set in World War II, and “everyone doing their part for the War” is a strongly played theme.  Although the movie only technically passes the Bechdel test, given the era and subject matter, I’m willing to give it a pass.<a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/The-First-Avenger-Captain-America-Movie-Poster-200x300.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1940" style="margin: 10px;" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/The-First-Avenger-Captain-America-Movie-Poster-200x300.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>I do think that all three of the movies are worth your attention, especially to Marvel fans. Sure, <em>Captain America</em> and <em>Thor</em> are loaded with references and tie-ins to the “Avengers movies” and even the<em> X-Men First Class</em> movie has a cameo tying it into other X-Men films.  Those are just the rainbow sprinkles on top of the ice cream of the movies.  None of these movies are main courses of a film, deep movies that offer the depth and emotional resonance of the great works of cinematic art.  As far as I can tell, none of the three are even attempting such a feat, although Thor does try for pseudo-Shakespearean family dynamics between Loki, Thor and Odin.</p>
<p>No, what these movies are is entertainment, pure entertainment in the comic book movie subgenre. I do admit that all three movies do veer into tragedy and loss in various ways, especially in their climaxes, but I think that’s necessary emotional ballast to the entertainment.  And in any event  they are all period pieces in the course of doing that.</p>
<p>Which was my favorite? Hard to say. I was well entertained by them all.  I had not expected to like<em> Captain America</em> as much as I did—I walked in to see it to be a completist and walked out very satisfied. I think <em>X-Men F</em><em>irst Class</em> is a notch or so more entertaining for me than <em>Thor</em>.</p>
<p>Which is the best, objectively?  I think that as a period piece that <em>Captain America</em> edges out <em>X-Men First Class</em> and both are significantly ahead of <em>Thor</em> in evoking the time periods that they do.  Ten years from now, when viewers watch either of those films, the technology of the film might be dated, but viewers will be equally transported to the 1960’s and 1940’s respectively.  As far as <em>Thor</em> being a period piece, I can amusingly imagine 30 years from now having a young viewer ask their grandmother.  “Grandma, what’s  a Facebook?”</p>
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		<title>An Odd Quirk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 16:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick Hester</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on TwitterHuh.  Weird. After posting the interview with Charles Day, I received a message from him that he couldn&#8217;t actually see the post.  I looked in Firefox and Safari, the two browsers I use the most, and everything looked fine.  Assuming this meant he was using Internet Explorer, I checked out the post there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetthis" style="text-align:right;"><p> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=An+Odd+Quirk+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F3znbzfl" title="Post to Twitter"><img class="nothumb" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/plugins/tweet-this/icons/en/twitter/tt-twitter.png" alt="Post to Twitter" /></a> <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow" class="tt" href="http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=An+Odd+Quirk+http%3A%2F%2Ftinyurl.com%2F3znbzfl" title="Post to Twitter">Share on Twitter</a></p></div><p>Huh.  Weird.</p>
<p>After posting the interview with Charles Day, I received a message from him that he couldn&#8217;t actually see the post.  I looked in Firefox and Safari, the two browsers I use the most, and everything looked fine.  Assuming this meant he was using Internet Explorer, I checked out the post there and was stunned to see that the post was completely blank/broken.  In a panic, I clicked on past episodes to see if they, too, were broken in IE, but they weren&#8217;t.</p>
<p>Huh.</p>
<p>Then I looked at the post itself.  Nothing weird that should break a browser.  I changed a &#8216;&amp;&#8217; for a &#8216;and&#8217;, saved it, checked the post in IE &#8211; still broken.  I played around with the text and the layout.  Still broken.</p>
<p>What the hell?</p>
<p>On a lark, I added a test post.  Our theme uses a next/last link at the top of each post, linking to the next post or the last one.  I don&#8217;t know why I thought that might effect things, but I was willing to try anything.</p>
<p>Sure as shit, when I added the test post, the episode appeared in IE.</p>
<p>What an odd little quirk&#8230;</p>
<p>~P</p>
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		<title>Review: White Elephant</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Suehle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share on Twitter I recently received a copy of White Elephant from Brian Kelley. Brian is trying to fund his game thru kickstarter and sent out a few demos to get feedback on and also to get the word out about this fun party card game. White Elephant is based on the annual tradition of [...]]]></description>
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I recently received a copy of <a href="http://whiteelephantcardgame.com/">White Elephant</a> from Brian Kelley. Brian is trying to fund his game thru <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bkelley/white-elephant-card-game">kickstarter</a> and sent out a few demos to get feedback on and also to get the word out about this fun party card game. White Elephant is based on the annual tradition of holiday party gift exchanges.</p>
<p>In between reading a book by a guy who <a href="http://scifisongs.blogspot.com/2009/08/sci-fi-song-20-george-rr-martin-is-not.html">&#8220;is not my bitch&#8221;</a> and Real Life(TM) I sat down this week with some friends at work and played through a few &#8220;Parties&#8221; and we had ourselves a grand old time. The game mechanics are fairly easy and can be picked up in a flash even if you do not know what a white elephant gift exchange is. Each player is assigned a list of people to find presents for and the goal is to have the highest point combination at the end of the &#8220;parties&#8221;.</p>
<p>The rounds went very quickly with the traditional fun of steal and face retribution that make the White Elephant so much fun. During our games we did find that there is a distinct advantage to being the first pick in the final round. Overall it was a very enjoyable game and I hope it reaches the funding goal in time. Please give him some of your time and love.</p>
<p><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Players_retro.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1844" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Players_retro.jpg" alt="Players" width="570" height="434" /></a></p>
<div id="attachment_1854" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 385px"><a href="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4pawns.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-1854" src="http://functionalnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4pawns.jpg" alt="4 out of 5" width="375" height="75" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">4 out of 5 pawns</p></div>
<p>Links from above:<br />
Kickstarter: <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bkelley/white-elephant-card-game">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bkelley/white-elephant-card-game</a><br />
White Elephant Card Game: <a href="http://whiteelephantcardgame.com/">http://whiteelephantcardgame.com/</a><br />
George R.R. Martin is not your bitch: <a href="http://scifisongs.blogspot.com/2009/08/sci-fi-song-20-george-rr-martin-is-not.html">http://scifisongs.blogspot.com/2009/08/sci-fi-song-20-george-rr-martin-is-not.html</a></p>
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		<title>Nerd News Roundup for July 18, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 01:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Suehle</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>Scifi &amp; Fantasy</strong></p>
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<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/WyRgT">SciFriday: Getting Ready For Comic-Con &#8230; In Carlsbad?</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/kpxPs">&#8216;Game Of Thrones&#8217; Scores 13 Emmy Nominations</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/XrU6q">&#8216;Game Of Thrones&#8217; Author Enjoys The Hard Life</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/W04hh">&#8216;Game Of Thrones&#8217; Finds Its Brienne The Beauty</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/IdI4N">Barrowman: &#8216;Torchwood&#8217; Is Psychological Fiction</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/352VU">John Noble Hints At Five Seasons For &#8216;Fringe&#8217;</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/OhgU2">Soundtrack Coming For &#8216;Star Trek: The Next Generation&#8217;</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/qXWUW">Wading Through the Crap</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/SF28f">SFFWRTCHT: A Chat with Author/Editor Jason Sanford</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/jGeie">Come on! Pick a book!</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/fZGze">SFFWRTCHT: A Chat With Author James Enge</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/VPprS">Book Review: Dark Jenny by Alex Bledsoe</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/k27kd">SFFWRTCHT: A Chat With Editor Michael Ray of RedstoneSF magazine</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/5EjV0">An Aside | First look at the Dwarfs from THE HOBBIT</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/KXv0y">An Aside | Review Round-up for A DANCE WITH DRAGONS by George R.R. Martin</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/xXSKm">An Aside | A DANCE WITH DRAGONS: Ten ‘burning’ questions answered</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/HWi82">Guest Post | ‘On Writing the Second Novel’ by Bradley P. Beaulieu</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/p4HS3">Review | LEVIATHAN WAKES by James S.A. Corey</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/SGUh2">I Ask You | Halp! I’m a Science Fiction neophyte.</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/DMTp4">[GUEST POST] Philip Athans on How to Sell Your Fantasy &amp; Science Fiction to Agents and Editors</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/amQGN">MOVIE REVIEW: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (2011)</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/XFVxR">REVIEW: The Goblin Corps by Ari Marmell</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/5IVSB">REVIEW: The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities by Ann Vandermeer and Jeff Vandermeer</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/tbB7H">The SF Signal Podcast (Episode 065): Interview with Tracy Hickman</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/1cEpJ">Slave Leia PSA</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/yANP9">MIND MELD: What&#8217;s Your Favorite &#8216;Big Dumb Object&#8217; in SF?</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/0xh3t">REVIEW: The Astounding, The Amazing and The Unknown by Paul Malmont</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/OPA8X">Gaming PSA Starring Nathan Fillion</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/wH38S">REVIEW: Miss Peregrine&#8217;s Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/bKHR0">[GUEST POST] Jeff Carlson on Bad Reviews</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/7AuoZ">[GUEST POST] M.G. Harris on Using Philosophy and Emotion to Extend the Adventure of Young-Adult Fiction</a></li>
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		<title>Nerd News Roundup for June 28, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 17:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Suehle</dc:creator>
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<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/0DhLh">&#8216;Chuck&#8217; Promises A Conclusive Ending</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/w23PB">Second Time A Charm For &#8216;Daredevil&#8217;?</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/EEMPU">No One Is Safe On &#8216;Game Of Thrones&#8217; &#8230; No One</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/yn7TO">J.J. Abrams: I&#8217;m Behind On &#8216;Star Trek 2&#8242;</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/qdJPV">Netflix Grows Too Fast For Sony</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/U61IW">Azita Ghanizada Gets Superhuman With &#8216;Alphas&#8217;</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/d78b7">Valerie Cruz Earns Recurring Role In &#8216;Alphas&#8217;</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/Qxb2U">Rod Roddenberry Needs Fan Help To Finish Documentary</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/0cV2c">Voting Begins In 2011 Airlock Alpha Portal Awards</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://goo.gl/oiom6">Network Audiences Erode Big Time For Genre Shows</a></li>
<li>Bowing to the Future: <a href="http://goo.gl/iJajl">Artists: Don&#8217;t Miss This Year&#8217;s Worldcon</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/5uuvY">SFFWRTCHT: A Chat With Author/Editor Lou Anders</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/JLIGl">Worlds Apart: Six new novels offer a good start to a different kind of genre</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/PgHgI">Lessons My Book Taught Me</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/TNxB7">CONTENT IS KING</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/kfs99">Book Review: Dawnbringer by Samantha Henderson</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/R9uZB">Larry Niven and the History of Green Lantern</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/8CvOx">Book Review: Ring of Knives by James Daniels</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/5oyor">Guest Post | ‘Loving the Alien (and the Alien is You)’ by Fábio Fernandes</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/h5lXv">An Aside | News on HBO’s AMERICAN GODS adaptation</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/zC0hW">An Aside | First image of Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins in THE HOBBIT</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/jcPjl">An Aside | Natalie Dormer joins GAME OF THRONES for season two</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/U257S">An Aside | A DANCE WITH DRAGONS ships early, here’s a map of The Free Cities</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://goo.gl/i60rr">I Ask You | A DANCE WITH DRAGONS spoilers: are you biting?</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/zUTz4">WINNERS: 2010 Bram Stoker Awards</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/zBI4q">[GUEST ESSAY] Jason Sanford on Singing the Songs of Distant Earth</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/LWl2X">Overload and Escape: Two Perspectives on Writing and Reading Narratives</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/bQO8c">[GUEST POST] Alexander Hammond on Remakes, Reboots and Re-imaginings</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/aiu5O">REVIEW: Shadow&#8217;s Son by Jon Sprunk</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/DeheD">WINNERS: 2011 Locus Awards</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/AQtjX">Summer Reading Programs &#8211; Free Books for Kids!</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/WjPv0">Conversations with Dead Science Fiction Writers</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/AMwD9">Star Trek: The Next Generation Rewatch: “11001001”</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/jZOj4">A Statistical Look at the Nebula Awards For Best Short Story</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/ft3uP">Star Trek: The Next Generation Rewatch: “Too Short a Season”</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/QAu6A">The Coming of the Great Old Ones: A Statistical Look at the World Fantasy Awards for Best Novel</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/EbQu0">Hannu Rajaniemi’s The Fractal Prince Cover by Kekai Kotaki</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/6RNoY">Reading Joanna Russ: The Adventures of Alyx (1967-1970)</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/9FhXi">Lost in Translation, Even with a Map: The Map of Time by Felix J. Palma</a></li>
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<p><strong>Games</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/lvORo">Roll Perception Plus Awareness: The Dresden Files RPG</a></li>
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<p><strong>Comics</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/M8yBb">Reader’s Guide to the New DC Universe: Action Comics</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/wVT2N">Reader’s Guide to the New DC Universe: Animal Man</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/SyBYJ">Reader’s Guide to the New DC Universe: Batman</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/OGmKE">Reader’s Guide to the New DC Universe: Batwing</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://goo.gl/huSPT">Reader’s Guide to the New DC Universe: Demon Knights</a></li>
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		<title>Nerd News Roundup for June 12, 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 22:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott Suehle</dc:creator>
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<p><strong>Scifi &amp; Fantasy</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8534/bear-mccreary-performs-battlestar-music-on-piano.html">Bear McCreary Performs &#8216;Battlestar Music&#8217; On Piano</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8524/fall-2011-well-it-could-have-been-worse.html">Fall 2011: Well, It Could Have Been Worse</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8532/bbc-gives-doctor-who-a-seventh-season.html">BBC Gives &#8216;Doctor Who&#8217; A Seventh Season</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8527/game-of-thrones-episode-9-preview.html">&#8216;Game Of Thrones&#8217;: Episode 9 Preview</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8523/jane-espenson-moves-to-once-upon-a-time.html">Jane Espenson Moves To &#8216;Once Upon A Time&#8217;</a></li>
<li>Bowing to the Future: <a href="http://louanders.blogspot.com/2011/06/monty-python-talks-about-writing.html">Monty Python Talks About&#8230; Writing</a></li>
<li>Bowing to the Future: <a href="http://louanders.blogspot.com/2011/06/2011-chesley-award-finalists.html">2011 Chesley Award Finalists</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/06/09/why-do-lit-ah-rary-types-look-down-on-sf/">Why do lit-ah-rary types look down on SF?</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/06/09/sffwrtcht-a-chat-with-author-sam-sykes/">SFFWRTCHT: A Chat With Author Sam Sykes</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/06/08/magic-systems-awakening/">Magic Systems: Awakening</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/06/07/book-review-robopocalypse-by-daniel-h-wilson/">Book Review: Robopocalypse by Daniel H. Wilson</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/06/02/sffwrtcht-a-chat-with-author-paul-s-kemp/">SFFWRTCHT: A Chat With Author Paul S. Kemp</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://goo.gl/Ijna0">TV Review: Falling Skies, Series Premiere</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2011/06/asides/an-aside-the-first-review-of-a-dance-with-dragons-by-george-r-r-martin/">An Aside | The first review of A DANCE WITH DRAGONS by George R.R. Martin</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2011/06/art/art-paper-cut-silhouettes-by-olly-moss/">Art | Paper Cut Silhouettes by Olly Moss</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2010/11/asides/synopsis-spellbound-by-blake-charlton/">Synopsis | SPELLBOUND by Blake Charlton *UPDATED*</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/06/amazing-facts-about-doctor-who-that-may_09.html">Amazing Facts About Doctor Who That May Not Be True &#8211; Pi</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/06/amazing-facts-about-doctor-who-that-may_08.html">Amazing Facts About Doctor Who That May Not Be True &#8211; Hawaiian Shirts</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/06/amazing-facts-about-doctor-who-that-may_07.html">Amazing Facts About Doctor Who That May Not Be True &#8211; TARDIS</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://goo.gl/Q4TqH">Amazing Facts About Doctor Who That May Not Be True &#8211; Time Lords</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/06/doctor-who-science-fact-new-periodic.html">Doctor Who Science Fact — New Periodic Table Elements</a></li>
<li>Kevin J Anderson: <a href="http://kjablog.com/?p=1885">A Month of Terra Incognita</a></li>
<li>Kevin J Anderson: <a href="http://kjablog.com/?p=1868">Faster than the Speed of Publishing: eBooks</a></li>
<li>Kevin J Anderson: <a href="http://kjablog.com/?p=1862">Doug Beason interview on THE TRINITY PARADOX</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/06/finalists-2011-campbell-award/">FINALISTS: 2011 Campbell Award</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/06/guest-post-alexander-hammond-on-the-murder-of-rollerball/">[GUEST POST] Alexander Hammond on The Murder of &#8216;Rollerball&#8217;</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/06/mind-meld-what-sff-authors-should-be-considered-for-the-nobel-prize-in-literature/">MIND MELD: What SF/F Authors Should Be Considered for the Nobel Prize in Literature?</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/QpeSx">[GUEST POST] Jonathan Wood on Where The Pulp SF is Hiding</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Games</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/ViKWB">[GAME TRAILER] Star Wars: The Old Republic</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/LsqAU">[GUEST POST] Roll Perception Plus Awareness: Pathfinder RPG</a></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Music</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://goo.gl/gL5gI">VIDEO: Cassini Flyby Set To Haunting Music</a></li>
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<p>Nerd Worthy News</p>
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<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/05/03/free-ebooks-poul-anderson-frank-herbert/">Free ebooks: Poul Anderson &amp; Frank Herbert</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/05/02/free-ebook-zendegi-by-greg-egan/">Free ebook: Zendegi by Greg Egan</a></li>
<li>Grasping for the wind: <a href="http://www.graspingforthewind.com/2011/04/30/emerging-trends-in-ya/">Emerging Trends in YA</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2011/04/asides/an-aside-a-dance-with-dragons-is-done-2/">An Aside | A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is done</a></li>
<li>A dribble of ink: <a href="http://aidanmoher.com/blog/2011/04/free-readin/free-readin-read-the-2011-hugo-nominees-for-free/">Free Readin’ | Read the 2011 Hugo Nominees for free</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8464/the-avengers-production-unaffected-by-leak.html">&#8216;The Avengers&#8217; Production Unaffected By Leak</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8462/miracle-day-will-re-establish-torchwood.html">&#8216;Miracle Day&#8217; Will Re-Establish &#8216;Torchwood&#8217;</a></li>
<li>Airlock Alpha: <a href="http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8466/game-of-thrones-episode-4-preview.html">&#8216;Game Of Thrones&#8217;: Episode 4 Preview</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/05/amazing-facts-about-doctor-who-that-may_02.html">Amazing Facts About Doctor Who That May Not Be True &#8211; The Doctor</a></li>
<li>Life, Dr Who and Combom: <a href="http://www.combom.co.uk/2011/05/amazing-facts-about-doctor-who-that-may.html">Amazing Facts About Doctor Who That May Not Be True &#8211; River Song</a></li>
<li>Slice of SciFi: <a href="http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2011/05/03/eccleston-says-he-wont-return-for-doctor-whos-50th-anniversary/">Eccleston Says He Won’t Return for Doctor Who’s 50th Anniversary</a></li>
<li>Slice of SciFi: <a href="http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2011/05/03/sony-takes-down-all-on-line-gaming/">Sony Takes Down All On-Line Gaming</a></li>
<li>Slice of SciFi: <a href="http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2011/05/02/more-big-names-coming-to-hunger-games/">More Big Names Coming to Hunger Games</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/05/exclusive-interview-ian-hocking/">EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Ian Hocking</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/05/living-and-loving-life-in-the-gutter/">The Wayward Time-Traveler: Living and Loving Life in the Gutter of Science Fiction</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/05/which-scifi-series-should-you-watch-on-netflix-this-handy-flowchart-will-help-you-decide/">Which SciFi Series Should You Watch on NetFlix? This Handy Flowchart Will Help You Decide!</a></li>
<li>SF Signal: <a href="http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/04/streaming-scifi-tv-netflix-instant-queue/">Streaming SciFi TV: What&#8217;s Hot on Netflix Instant Queue</a></li>
<li>Tor.com: <a href="http://www.tor.com/blogs/2011/05/upcoming-science-fiction-events-in-may">Upcoming Science Fiction Events in May</a></li>
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